h0llo: college is for people who plan on living past 30
narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
reginasmom: reginasmom: sometimes i just feel like my vagina is going to break down from seeing all these cute boys ur labels mean nothing to me
ostracizedpoodle: *gets down on one knee* will you go away
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
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oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this LOL
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atleastimnotbrentspiner: millyzoreen: winny-chester-the-pooh: Badger in Firefly Canton Delaware in Doctor Who Arnon in Charmed Crowley in SupernaturalBenedict Valare in Warehouse 13 And Graham Tanaka in Dollhouse WHY IS THIS MAN NOT KING OF TUMBLR???? Don’t forget Romo Lampkin in Battlestar Galactica! are we not going to talk about star trek